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Sassy McNasty©
@marathecannibal
Melissa's options for men are a male stripper/construction worker, a guy in school to be an army officer, and one who is just "beautiful".
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Sassy McNasty©
@marathecannibal
Let me finger her on the school bus
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Sassy McNasty©
@marathecannibal
When the story starts off "Ya know, maybe it's me being the psycho bitch that I am..."
Sassy McNasty©
@marathecannibal
Hot shower, fluffy bathrobe, then sleep forever
Sassy McNasty©
@marathecannibal
You're seriously never going to get over this.
Sassy McNasty©
@marathecannibal
RT @edgexalex: @marathecannibal love you toooo
Sassy McNasty©
@marathecannibal
I'll live forever, cus you can't kill my dreams.
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Sassy McNasty©
@marathecannibal
I gotta get outta here, & I'm begging you to be my escape.
Sassy McNasty©
@marathecannibal
I don't know what I would do without my one tatt douche bag
Sassy McNasty©
@marathecannibal
@iamsammyjankins that was the point haha
Sassy McNasty©
@marathecannibal
RT @ISmashedYoGurl: If you in a relationship you might as well be faithful... Them HOES come & go ... Your loyal GIRLFRIEND gone be there…
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
