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Marcus
@marcusgainlall
Odds on 90% people dress as clowns this year for Halloween, other 10% will be harlequin
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Marcus
@marcusgainlall
Parents brought up my two apparent favourite things, 3 pack of beer and a punit of blueberries
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Marcus
@marcusgainlall
Going to asda to buy a 17p lemonade but coming out with ยฃ23 worth of shopping ffs...
Marcus
@marcusgainlall
how is it possible to already really miss someone you saw less than 24 hours ago
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Marcus
@marcusgainlall
Guess the results weren't as planned @JadeCarys pic.twitter.com/i7VbiLiThv
Marcus
@marcusgainlall
WHO DID THIS! pic.twitter.com/fqWU1LjiMy
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Marcus
@marcusgainlall
Oh my god I can't believe glos changed their mind and gave me an unconditional pic.twitter.com/YSaYi9qYpl
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marcus.
@marcusgainlall
People who get to see their partners when they want are luckier than they realise
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marcus.
@marcusgainlall
@JadeCarys I'll attack you for being unhealthy
marcus.
@marcusgainlall
Summer ball tickets bought
marcus.
@marcusgainlall
Passed A&P
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
