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Mariah
@mariahmetcalfe
Just let the sauce drip babe pic.twitter.com/RdyNixHkUp
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Mariah
@mariahmetcalfe
Big up them girls which like to take their man out on a date night and don't expect it all one way
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Mariah
@mariahmetcalfe
If you're gonna look at me w/ disgust bc I'm not the same color as my boyfriend, open your mouth and say it so I can punch your teeth in.
Mariah
@mariahmetcalfe
got lucky and finally found a real one.
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Mariah Metcalfe
@mariahmetcalfe
This would be me as a wife pic.twitter.com/AZwsTbmzPI
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Mariah Metcalfe
@mariahmetcalfe
Must watch until end: "I thought it was an earthquake, but it was just bass." @bassnectar pic.twitter.com/W6ZignLPpY
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Mariah Metcalfe
@mariahmetcalfe
It doesn't matter how many naps I take, I'm always going to be tired
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Mariah Metcalfe
@mariahmetcalfe
One of my super hero powers is coming down with a crippling anxiety attack in public while still attempting to appear human.
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Mariah Metcalfe
@mariahmetcalfe
Welcome to adulthood. Take this twice a day to deal with it.
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Mariah Metcalfe
@mariahmetcalfe
I don't see how it's supposed to snow tomorrow. This weather is stellar
Mariah Metcalfe
@mariahmetcalfe
Booty is life pic.twitter.com/JDGW5O3nYP
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
