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Rick Sanchez
@marie_alxandria
One of these days my dms to @ChrisEvans are going to say seen instead of sent and then my friends I will be respectfully passing away
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Rick Sanchez
@marie_alxandria
toxic relationships suck donโt get me wrong but the unhealthy rapid weight loss was *chefs kiss* ๐ค
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@marie_alxandria
Iโm serious this time, just one drink
โ ๐ข๐ณ๐ณ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฎ๐น ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ ๐๐๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐ถ๐ ๐ณ๐ฎ๐น๐๐ฒ ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ ๐บ๐ถ๐๐น๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ป๐ด
โ ๐ข๐ณ๐ณ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฎ๐น ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ ๐๐๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐ถ๐ ๐ณ๐ฎ๐น๐๐ฒ ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ ๐บ๐ถ๐๐น๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ป๐ด
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@marie_alxandria
Several months in and my stupid ass is still smiling at ppl thinking they can see it under my mask
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@marie_alxandria
I canโt wait until this is over and i can have my hair, nails and lashes flexed
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@marie_alxandria
The nerve of some of yโall... chilling on my newsfeed in matching PJs after youโve been cheating all year
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@marie_alxandria
Iโm not your cup of tea because Iโm more of a tequila shot and a line of coke
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@marie_alxandria
I gotta teach my facial expressions to use their inside voice
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@marie_alxandria
Lost my credit card on Friday and my debit card on Sunday
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@marie_alxandria
My little perfect chicken nugget @amandaholic_
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@marie_alxandria
You think you know someone
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
