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marissa olivas
@marissaolives
Why is it that girls named Marissa are always so beautiful, I'll look into this further but for now
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31 Jan 16
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designated dave
@marissaolives
Long live the Half-Blood prince
14 Jan 16
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designated dave
@marissaolives
Who is βtheyβ that DJ Khaled is always talking about? And why donβt βtheyβ want us to have anything?
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13 Dec 15
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designated dave
@marissaolives
Mfw when Stephen still hasn't followed me back on Twitter
30 Nov 15
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designated dave
@marissaolives
31 Oct 15
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designated dave
@marissaolives
@OwlsAsylum it's honestly disgusting that some people think it's okay for a grown man to handle a child like that under any circumstance
26 Oct 15
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designated dave
@marissaolives
Valar morghulis. Valar dohaeris
14 Sep 15
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gingerhound
@marissaolives
Ivan's twitcon freaks me out a bit since it's from that one Simpsons episode
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14 Jun 15
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gingerhound
@marissaolives
@c4rolin coming from the baest of all baes
26 May 15
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marissa
@marissaolives
Me to coworker: hey have you seen all the coverage on the #BaltimoreRiots ?
Coworker: I thought their baseball team mascot was a bird?
Coworker: I thought their baseball team mascot was a bird?
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28 Apr 15
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egg
@marissaolives
β@marissaolives: @melissandstuff jk you're the main bae now :*β much better look at me now @c4rolin
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17 Feb 15
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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