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markala
@markala_morton
bad bitch contest, you in first place pic.twitter.com/3S6OQTSXD6
Retweet of status by @markala_morton
09 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote bad bitch contest, you in first place π₯π https://t.co/3S6OQTSXD6
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26 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Someone be my sugar momma and take me shopping for a day π©
markala
@markala_morton
i'm so broke y'all i would be out there donating plasma for money but i'm anemic so i can't lmfao
13 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote i'm so broke y'all i would be out there donating plasma for money but i'm anemic so i can't lmfao π€¦π»ββοΈ
markala
@markala_morton
i've seen enough "first of all" tweets. y'all not funny or clever ok.
16 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote i've seen enough "first of all" tweets. y'all not funny or clever ok. π
markala
@markala_morton
omg i want a buff wrap from cheddars grilled chicken extra pickles no cabbage extra ranch on the side and mac n cheese for my side thanks
18 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote omg i want a buff wrap from cheddars π© grilled chicken extra pickles no cabbage extra ranch on the side and mac n cheese for my side thanks
markala
@markala_morton
last night i lied & told aubrey i got an uber & then i took off on foot from her house for 7 miles LITERALLY NEVER TRUST ME WHEN IM DRUNK
Retweet of status by @markala_morton
12 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote last night i lied & told aubrey i got an uber & then i took off on foot from her house for 7 miles π LITERALLY NEVER TRUST ME WHEN IM DRUNK
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markala
@markala_morton
HEY. it's world mental health day.whatever you may be experiencing, you are NOT alone. let's erase the stigma. &β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
10 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote HEY. it's world mental health day.πwhatever you may be experiencing, you are NOT alone. let's erase the stigma. βπΌ&β¦ https://t.co/gVPapVvUKG
markala
@markala_morton
i'm fucking hungry but i only have 4 dollars
05 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote i'm fucking hungry but i only have 4 dollars π€¦π»ββοΈ
markala
@markala_morton
horrible news to wake up to.... i feel sick #prayforvegas
02 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote horrible news to wake up to.... i feel sick π #prayforvegas
markala
@markala_morton
sometimes i just be DMing myself funny tweets instead of sending them to someone else
27 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote sometimes i just be DMing myself funny tweets instead of sending them to someone else π
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ