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martha
@marthaxharrison
Primark’s ribbed underwear sets are actually 10/10, I need every colour in my life rn
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martha
@marthaxharrison
Not waiting for your mugshot to cool down and having it a lil bit al dente
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martha
@marthaxharrison
Me and Lewis were meant to be enjoying our first evening in Cornwall right now lil bit sad x
martha
@marthaxharrison
Shes like a mum who's just discovered snapchat filters
martha
@marthaxharrison
It’s a good thing tears never show in the pouring rain
martha
@marthaxharrison
Turns out this emoji is a ‘cum face’. I’ve been sending this to like everyone definitely not thinking or knowing that awks
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martha
@marthaxharrison
Your Xmas wishes have come true! Me, the gals and @Vicky_McClure will be on your screens 18th December from 11pm o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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martha
@marthaxharrison
Having ocd is so fucking shit
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martha
@marthaxharrison
A customer thought my Frida Kahlo tattoo was Paloma Faith
martha
@marthaxharrison
Really wish Elvis’ life would start over and we have him from a puppy again
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
