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@maryam_182
My mcm just called me sis.
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Maryam
@maryam_182
is it gay to find girls attractive? if u think about it, ur finding something made from a dick attractive
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Maryam
@maryam_182
How do you tell a guy you wanna marry him without actually interacting asking for a friend
Retweet of status by @deemoverdunia
Maryam
@maryam_182
If this water is so smart, how did it let itself get trapped in a bottle?? pic.twitter.com/xXlMRaoG3U
Maryam
@maryam_182
Why go to a beauty salon to get a facial when i can give you one for free
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Maryam
@maryam_182
Today 5'1 guy told me he's very picky when it comes to girls loooool
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@maryam_182
We live under the same roof, and not once have I seen you pray salah twitter.com/mouqeet_/statuβ¦
Maryam
@maryam_182
All these halal twitter akhs are reading a muslimah sex book you man realise its not for you right?
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Maryam
@maryam_182
When you make a defensive error and realise you'll have John Stones to cover you and not Alderweireld. pic.twitter.com/cKFyLuQrSU
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
