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Sam
@mastrap84
Warlock brand sloppy joe sauce:
“An effton cooler than Manwich.”
~ Wilford Brimley
“An effton cooler than Manwich.”
~ Wilford Brimley
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Sam
@mastrap84
I’m the prankster who installed heat lamps in Washington DC...I was trying to lure lizard people
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Sam
@mastrap84
What if we kissed - Twitter
What if we kissed? - Me to my crush
What if we? - Scientist
What if? - Ben Shapiro
What. - My crush to me
What if we kissed? - Me to my crush
What if we? - Scientist
What if? - Ben Shapiro
What. - My crush to me
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Sam THE Catch
@mastrap84
Ladies, post a picture of your man, let's see who has the same one
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Sam
@mastrap84
TWEET CALL!
New format, go wild - i'll like all of them and RT my favourites. (Yes, with a U - 'cause i'm Canadi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
New format, go wild - i'll like all of them and RT my favourites. (Yes, with a U - 'cause i'm Canadi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Sam
@mastrap84
@zerogspot Here's the unofficial butthole emoji
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Sam
@mastrap84
Cops: stop that man, he’s running away with all the corn!
Me: that’s because I’m the ... ... maize runner
Me: that’s because I’m the ... ... maize runner
Sam
@mastrap84
Parents Serial killers
Baggies of teeth & hair
Baggies of teeth & hair
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Sam
@mastrap84
I love my label maker. It’s the best thing my ex husband ever gave me.
.......besides my kids. Obviously.
.......besides my kids. Obviously.
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Sam
@mastrap84
Me to match on dating site: I’m bad at opening lines and sobriety.
Still waiting for a response...
Still waiting for a response...
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
