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Matt Rife
@mattrife
I’m a bigger fan of Kanye West every day
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Matt Rife
@mattrife
“I’m a decent lookin’ dude, but I’m a bad bitch.”
- @mattrife
Okay, lies?? There are none
- @mattrife
Okay, lies?? There are none
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Matt Rife
@mattrife
Bro, if you deleted Twitter from your phone- you would have noooo idea what most people are upset about
This is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
This is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Matt Rife
@mattrife
I absolutely always have a great time- but bruh…. Current college kids are the absolute worst standup comedy crowds to have ever existed
Matt Rife
@mattrife
Hitting your shin on a coffee table hurts…
But have you ever been thinking about someone you know isn’t thinking about you?
But have you ever been thinking about someone you know isn’t thinking about you?
Matt Rife
@mattrife
“Take Me Home Tonight” is such a slept on movie
Matt Rife
@mattrife
Hey, people who complain about wearing your masks and that it “makes everything harder”......are you 6 years old? … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Matt Rife
@mattrife
TEXAS!!!!
I’m coming to Austin for 2 shows at the @VulcanGasCoATX
APRIL 2-3!!
Get tickets NOW… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I’m coming to Austin for 2 shows at the @VulcanGasCoATX
APRIL 2-3!!
Get tickets NOW… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Matt Rife
@mattrife
This is a whole game of check-down passes 🥱
Matt Rife
@mattrife
Patrick Mahomes is throwing INSANE perfect passes and NOBODY catching them
Matt Rife
@mattrife
Before I go down this #ChuckBerry rabbit hole, @mattrife do I need incognito mode
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
