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matt gehring
@mattryanx
if you weren’t doing [insert activity] in April of this year
you shouldn’t be doing [insert activity] right now
you shouldn’t be doing [insert activity] right now
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matt gehring
@mattryanx
the officials in NY and NJ:
we learned SO much about COVID-19 in the spring but that doesn't mean … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
we learned SO much about COVID-19 in the spring but that doesn't mean … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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matt gehring
@mattryanx
twenty four pic.twitter.com/DdMOy7blBa
matt gehring
@mattryanx
I’m starting to think that buying stamps isn’t going to save the USPS
matt gehring
@mattryanx
telling someone *unsolicitedly* that they look better a certain way (like with a beard) is not a compliment
matt gehring
@mattryanx
I promise I will get to know every Now United member, my friends
matt gehring
@mattryanx
my friends in the midwest: I just bought my first house
me in NYC: I just spent $40 at Buffalo Wild Wings and I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
me in NYC: I just spent $40 at Buffalo Wild Wings and I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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matt gehring
@mattryanx
I am:
straight
bi
gay
looking for:
friends
fun
someone to give me a chiropractic adjustmemt
straight
bi
gay
looking for:
friends
fun
someone to give me a chiropractic adjustmemt
matt gehring
@mattryanx
This year, @billieeilish:
Dropped a fire album...
Sold out tours...
SLAYED EVERYTHING pic.twitter.com/nq816r7aKM
Dropped a fire album...
Sold out tours...
SLAYED EVERYTHING pic.twitter.com/nq816r7aKM
matt gehring
@mattryanx
tired: getting railed to death
wired:
wired:
matt gehring
@mattryanx
happy halloween to me AND my unnamed employer pic.twitter.com/xwL8OGP1do
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
