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Maudie Garrett
@maudegarrett
I had a heated dream about @TaikaWaititi last night . I wonder what tonight has in store?! Please not anotheβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
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Maudie Garrett
@maudegarrett
You have been visited by aggressively erotic dancing me, RT to bless others pic.twitter.com/Hb0pVKubDq
Retweet of status by @paulverhoeven
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Maudie Garrett
@maudegarrett
It's hard to be a hugger in a socially awkward world
Maudie Garrett
@maudegarrett
Hi there Sydney pic.twitter.com/i2ujL5rlSN
Maudie Garrett
@maudegarrett
I went to @LEGOLAND_CA for @NINJAGOmovie. Jackie Chan hilariously confessed he absolutely hates working with kids β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Maudie Garrett
@maudegarrett
Back at urgent care, I got another itis! Everyone welcome Rhinitis to the mix with bronchitis and sinusitis I'm now on 6 separate drugs
Maudie Garrett
@maudegarrett
Flu update: can now add vomiting and a lost voice into the mix. This nose chafe is next level too. YAY MORE BED REST
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Maudie Garrett
@maudegarrett
Sweatflix and Chills = me right now
Maudie Garrett
@maudegarrett
Zelda has to sit & wait patiently until I let her eat dinner. Except she has no patience. #Grumblesβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Maudie Garrett
@maudegarrett
I just bought kickboxing passes. I aim to be a playable character on the next @StreetFighter any day now.
Maudie Garrett
@maudegarrett
Things that irk me that shouldn't: when I say a pun & someone says "Heyyy I see what you did there". No, you HEARD what I did. #RelaxMaude
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
