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Mau
@maumauu11
Man fuck NFL Sunday .. Sunday league soccer is real entertainment and itβs free
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Mau
@maumauu11
Iβd rather eat expired beans and rice from a can than eat at the round lake chipotle mfs are clueless over there
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Mau
@maumauu11
Life turned upside down after LA fingerz went MIA
Mau
@maumauu11
@07AngelMejia I respect the hustle
Mau
@maumauu11
Mexican parents been training their kids not to leave the house their whole lives.. this quarantine gonna be a breeze for us
Mau
@maumauu11
A lady at work today got mad at me because I didnβt know her sons shoe size βyou work with shoes and donβt knβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Mau
@maumauu11
Just found out Santa aint real Iβm fucking outraged. My parents are liars. Iβm going to bed. Gn.
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Mau
@maumauu11
Whenever I see someone with the ββ emoji next to their name on snap I ALWAYS say happy bday regardless if Iβm coolβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Mau
@maumauu11
Youβre either too fat or too skinny for Mexican families smh these mfs never satisfied
Mau
@maumauu11
I asked the cafe lady from school if she had a discount for handsome boys today and she gave me a free donut Ocβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Mau
@maumauu11
Last Thursday my manager told me if I called off one more time Iβd get fired so today I hit them with a no call no show
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Bentley_SODMG
@Bentley_SODMG
β@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...β
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