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Mayor of Lagosβ¨
@mayowaaa_xo
When youβre shopping at the grocery store and you suddenly see yourself on the Cctv monitor twitter.com/dammiedammie_/β¦
Retweet of status by @dammiedammie35
28 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When youβre shopping at the grocery store and you suddenly see yourself on the Cctv monitor ππβ€οΈ https://t.co/26mabWRaRY
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Mayor of Lagosβ¨
@mayowaaa_xo
I think I laughed way more than I should've pic.twitter.com/EvrpvwuECJ
Retweet of status by @chrisnicome08
25 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I think I laughed way more than I should've π€¦πΎββοΈπππππππ https://t.co/EvrpvwuECJ
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Mayor of Lagosβ¨
@mayowaaa_xo
Should I start a blog on event centers and themesπ§
Retweet of status by @chi_lotarr
03 Nov 19
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Mayor of Lagosβ¨
@mayowaaa_xo
Single life hits differently on a Sunday afternoon.
After church,u get home and eat and you donβt know what else to do with your life
After church,u get home and eat and you donβt know what else to do with your life
Retweet of status by @iam_switchme_
20 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Single life hits differently on a Sunday afternoon.
After church,u get home and eat and you donβt know what else to do with your life π
Mayor of Lagosβ¨
@mayowaaa_xo
So nobody to rub my head and pamper me so this headache would go away?
TRAGIC
TRAGIC
Retweet of status by @LifeOfOsas
06 Sep 19
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TRAGIC π
Mayor of Lagosβ¨
@mayowaaa_xo
May we not have friends who will embarrass us just to make others laugh
Retweet of status by @MistaaBolu
05 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote May we not have friends who will embarrass us just to make others laugh ππ»
Mayor of Lagosβ¨
@mayowaaa_xo
Once the battery percentage reduces to 99%,just start looking for how to charge up
Retweet of status by @Iam_ikjoseph
06 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Once the battery percentage reduces to 99%,just start looking for how to charge upπ
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Mayor of Lagosβ¨
@mayowaaa_xo
She said βAre we going?β, that she had canceled somebody already because of me.
βAh! Cancel ke My dear if you knβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
βAh! Cancel ke My dear if you knβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @cutewalter_
15 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote She said βAre we going?β, that she had canceled somebody already because of me.
βAh! Cancel ke π My dear if you knβ¦ https://t.co/h5ki4Jalr7
Mayor of Lagosβ¨
@mayowaaa_xo
14 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you give me #2000 to cook soup, I'll use it buy Shawarma π.
Wife material kill you there
Mayor of Lagosβ¨
@mayowaaa_xo
Keep your love, some of us just need a knacking mate without catching feelings.. But only "Hello", you have started planning relationship
Retweet of status by @PattyAmaka
08 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Keep your love, some of us just need a knacking mate without catching feelingsπ©.. But only "Hello", you have started planning relationship π
Mayor of Lagosβ¨
@mayowaaa_xo
Don't be a boring girlfriend sometimes you got to surprise your boyfriend and format his memory card
Retweet of status by @BadGuyKolawole
08 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Don't be a boring girlfriend sometimes you got to surprise your boyfriend and format his memory card π π ππππ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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