iEmoji Feeds @RetiredPimpG (mbar_g13)
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RetiredPimpG
@mbar_g13
I almost bought my first plant today... except I flipped it over to check the price & the plant fell out
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PimpG
@mbar_g13
Having no boobs literally ruins so many of my outfits
Retweet of status by @jocyleannn
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PimpG
@mbar_g13
She asked me why I drink so much, well you see I have this rare condition where when I drink tequila my problems go away
Retweet of status by @Joaquinazooo_
G Bar
@mbar_g13
Nurse checking me in: how do you get stepped on by a bull?
Me: well I started on top of the bull until I wasn't
Me: well I started on top of the bull until I wasn't
Retweet of status by @NitoAlvarado4
GM
@mbar_g13
Today I focused on myself & made myself priority & have never felt better
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
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ReganBrittany
@ReganBrittany
Nanana diva is the female version of the hustlaaaa! #gettinmoney
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Rickygonz1215
@Rickygonz1215
If I weighed 182 I'd be cut
