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mckauley delonjay
@mckooley
when everyone elseβs job is getting shut down but I work at a restaurant so iβll be here till everyone is dead
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mckauley delonjay
@mckooley
Might fuck around and
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mckauley delonjay
@mckooley
My phone stays dry as fuck on holidays like thanks for the happy thanksgiving FRIENDS
mckauley delonjay
@mckooley
@ballabillYALL I do
I just gave up checking on mark as read
I just gave up checking on mark as read
mckauley delonjay
@mckooley
Looking at pictures of my eyebrows merely months ago makes me cringe. Who told me to fill it ALL the way in
mckauley delonjay
@mckooley
@mckooley @logan_wimsatt We think he's a keeper!
mckauley delonjay
@mckooley
Not sure what we're more excited about, talking to @rihanna or the launch of her new beauty line @fentybeauty! pic.twitter.com/RUGBOwfXVq
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mckauley delonjay
@mckooley
But DAMMIT. IM NOT ABOUT TO PARK AND GO INTO KROGER AND WALK AROUND FOREVER
mckauley delonjay
@mckooley
It's august and I'm over here at work researching Halloween costumes
mckauley delonjay
@mckooley
ITS MY BEST FRANS BDAY YALL
@catttalyst POP SUM BOTTLES, clink clink big boi
*sleeps in her closet & pops outβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
@catttalyst POP SUM BOTTLES, clink clink big boi
*sleeps in her closet & pops outβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
mckauley delonjay
@mckooley
Y'all, we've got passes for the one and only LollapaloozaβRT for a chance to win a pair pic.twitter.com/cZhWBZTJV6
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
