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Megan Simpson
@megBsimpson
Whoever is pretending to be me on tinder pls stop, getting messages on Instagram asking if the threesome I've promised is still occurring
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Megan Simpson
@megBsimpson
Yet to have one good experience with people in car sales
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Megan Simpson
@megBsimpson
Can't wait to get out of here
Megan Simpson
@megBsimpson
Some men are actually horrific
Megan Simpson
@megBsimpson
Why do people try talking to me before I've had my first coffee of the day
Retweet of status by @Ste_Collins
Megan Simpson
@megBsimpson
Having a nervous breakdown about attending a panel interview but they ring you back within a couple of hours and offer you the job
Megan Simpson
@megBsimpson
Had my underwear on inside out since this morning... It's that kinda day
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Megan Simpson
@megBsimpson
When Oprah and Reese Witherspoon are eating at the restaurant you work in, had to double take
Megan Simpson
@megBsimpson
Megan Simpson
@megBsimpson
$230 tips in 5 days
Megan Simpson
@megBsimpson
Officially have a NZ bank card, can't wait to jump into my bikini when I'm home and have a celebratory sunbathe
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
