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Megan
@megan_thescript
You know those burps that burn your nose? It was that good.
Sorry fellas. Iβm taken.
Sorry fellas. Iβm taken.
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Megan
@megan_thescript
Someone has pumped me full of margaritas, call 911.
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Megan
@megan_thescript
Daughter and her co workers organized a presentation today to fight for better pay and better benefits. Positive thoughts.
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Megan
@megan_thescript
STOPGIVINGCROWBARSTOOTHERBIRDSTHATSHITISFOR CROWSONLY!
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Megan
@megan_thescript
I meant to send medicine ball tea and I sent colon cleanser tea Sorry you shit your pants while blowing your nose.
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Megan
@megan_thescript
Every tiktok is some married chick complaining her stocking is empty.
Single Moms:
Single Moms:
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Megan
@megan_thescript
YESRUDOLPHHADAVERYSHINYNOSE BUTDON'T TELLMEIWOULDEVENSAYITGLOWSYOUASSHOLESDON'TKNOWWHATIWOULDSAYANDWHATNOT
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Megan
@megan_thescript
Youngest niece: Besides you, I donβt want my new boyfriend to meet the rest of my family.
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Megan
@megan_thescript
Good morning y'all
Why doesn't @Twitter have an option, when you report a tweet, that the tweet is anti-vaccine false propaganda?
Why doesn't @Twitter have an option, when you report a tweet, that the tweet is anti-vaccine false propaganda?
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Megan the Magnificently Ridiculous
@megan_thescript
Remember this pic.twitter.com/kNazOJdL74
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Megan Misses The Mark, Again
@megan_thescript
I'm so excited to show off this painting I did of this adorable puppy.
Twitter, meet Riley. pic.twitter.com/39sjNPhtUW
Twitter, meet Riley. pic.twitter.com/39sjNPhtUW
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
