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Megan Kaufman
@megkaufman5
Dude sitting behind me in class is breathing so loud with his mouth open, itβs going to drive me crazy
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Megan Kaufman
@megkaufman5
Swim season starts today. I'm excited, nervous, and already slightly overwhelmed
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Megan Kaufman
@megkaufman5
when you can't find the sunshine, be the sunshine.
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Megan Kaufman
@megkaufman5
If I shut my hair in the car door or window one more time I MIGHT cut it all off.. damn that's getting annoying and it hurts
Megan Kaufman
@megkaufman5
Megan Kaufman
@megkaufman5
.@AnthonyErvin, 35, wins gold in the men's 50m freestyle at #Rio2016 pic.twitter.com/rOI6QTqKpP
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Megan Kaufman
@megkaufman5
Okay do I have like a big effing sign on my back that says "i like fuckboys" bc apparently that's all that I attract #sos #why #help
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Megan Kaufman
@megkaufman5
I want movie theatre popcorn and to see suicide squad
Megan Kaufman
@megkaufman5
Literally these girls here are acting like they haven't seen a man half naked before watch porn if you're that desperate!
Megan Kaufman
@megkaufman5
Brad bought nurf gun.. And he's been shooting things every time we get back into the condo he's 12 I swear lol
Megan Kaufman
@megkaufman5
I wish it wasn't so damn cold in this office
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
