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Melissa Greene
@melissalgreene
Drinking Dunkin is so hard after being dedicated to Starbucks for so long
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Melissa Greene
@melissalgreene
Pls stop tweeting about the cute shit your "bf" is doing when you were JUST bashing him for cheating
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Melissa Greene
@melissalgreene
I actually do not feel bad for the people "working all summer" welcome to the real world
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Melissa Greene
@melissalgreene
So exhausting when all you're doing is nursing a newborn every hour and chasing a 2 year old around the house when you're not nursing
Melissa Greene
@melissalgreene
"Fuck the police"
-highschooler getting busted for doing something that they know is illegal
-highschooler getting busted for doing something that they know is illegal
Melissa Greene
@melissalgreene
When you see someone with shitty hair and can only fantasize about what you could do to it
Melissa Greene
@melissalgreene
@npelletier22 miss and love you
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Melissa Greene
@melissalgreene
Forgot how much I hated homework
Melissa Greene
@melissalgreene
@audreykoconnor you're the perfect mommy & daddy!!!! more love for you from the lil one
Melissa Greene
@melissalgreene
This Sunday We Set Our Clocks An Hour Forward But Im Here To Tell You That Im N O T Leaving Your Ass Behind
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Melissa Greene
@melissalgreene
@atheatruman I can barely walk myself right now
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
