Melissa Villaseñor (melissavcomedy)

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Melissa Villaseñor @melissavcomedy

6 years on snl never went out with a hottie host or hooked up with a musician, let ME HAVE THIS RUMOR.

Melissa Villaseñor @melissavcomedy

i wanna be on @TeamCoco podcast

Melissa Villaseñor @melissavcomedy

reminding self extra kindness and forgiveness. everyones hurting.

Melissa Villaseñor @melissavcomedy

ya know what always makes me laugh? when people color in teeth with a pen on celeb posters in subway stations. just never fails.

Melissa Villaseñor @melissavcomedy

put your hands up if your folks got them expired vicks vapo rubs

Melissa Villaseñor @melissavcomedy

happy earth day. pic.twitter.com/OoQd4Gz0a1

Melissa Villaseñor @melissavcomedy

had a beautiful reiki session and it helped me feel lighter and sillier and me again pic.twitter.com/jMPbNkmI5m

Melissa Villaseñor @melissavcomedy

i see some comments "how are you single!" and i gotta say i'm single by choice... i don't want a boyfriend because i don't want to listen.

Melissa Villaseñor @melissavcomedy

I just had to be holding a baby donut pic.twitter.com/ZDhV4G452j

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Melissa Villaseñor @melissavcomedy

When you scroll through social media and see someone get the job you auditioned for #punchthephone pic.twitter.com/QJ1wB1gKe7

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Melissa Villaseñor @melissavcomedy

i enjoyed volunteering today with @TreePeople_org cleaning up a trailhead. what a good day.

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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*