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A$AP mel
@melisssaapurdy
today I have been blessed by being put on a new team at work WITH THE DILF IM IN LOVE WITH
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A$AP mel
@melisssaapurdy
so what happens if you actually look at the solar eclipse ?? (asking for a friend)
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A$AP mel
@melisssaapurdy
you don't understand the struggle of having bad eyesight until you're in the shower w no contacts and can't see a single thing
A$AP mel
@melisssaapurdy
so thankful modern day technology allows me to order a pizza while i'm in the shower
A$AP mel
@melisssaapurdy
had a dream i was friends w @asvpxrocky and he was so freaking cute why did i have to wake up
A$AP mel
@melisssaapurdy
If I don't get a cake like this on my 25th birthday I have failed pic.twitter.com/Whyc3eDO2N
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A$AP mel
@melisssaapurdy
done w people who don't actually care
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A$AP mel
@melisssaapurdy
0 things i love in life more than my bed
mel
@melisssaapurdy
Get you a man who can do both pic.twitter.com/3MaNBbH8fo
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mel
@melisssaapurdy
Message from Harambe pic.twitter.com/4zlUELxwBS
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mel
@melisssaapurdy
I miss @pjferrara94
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
