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Django Mello✨
@mellogwayo
What the fuck were 'dress tops' even!? Those were some dark days
Retweet of status by @shinanigans_
20 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote What the fuck were 'dress tops' even!? Those were some dark days 😫
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Django Mello✨
@mellogwayo
bro high school was the ghetto. You mean we’d dry our shirts with our towels and hit them against the wall?
Retweet of status by @Dr_DavidKiai
17 Oct 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote bro high school was the ghetto. You mean we’d dry our shirts with our towels and hit them against the wall? 😭
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Django Mello✨
@mellogwayo
me referring to you as “Emmy Award Winning Actress Zendaya” till you win again twitter.com/Zendaya/status…
Retweet of status by @ngaruiyawilliam
22 Sep 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote me referring to you as “Emmy Award Winning Actress Zendaya” till you win again❤️ https://t.co/1D1CbG5xKt
Django Mello✨
@mellogwayo
Think African parents read the whole Bible but skip the verse that says that they shouldn’t provoke their children to anger
Retweet of status by @Shetalketh
06 Sep 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Think African parents read the whole Bible but skip the verse that says that they shouldn’t provoke their children to anger 🤪
Django Mello✨
@mellogwayo
I would just like to acknowledge the fact that Aaliyahs eyebrows have always been superior! Queen of the 90s and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @VictoriaMonet
25 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I would just like to acknowledge the fact that Aaliyahs eyebrows have always been superior! 🙌🏾 Queen of the 90s and… https://t.co/fUhizm7dBo
Django Mello✨
@mellogwayo
I think the only product in Kenya that has consistently been affordable ni chumvi
Retweet of status by @nzioki_sandra
21 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I think the only product in Kenya that has consistently been affordable ni chumvi 😂😂😂
Django Mello✨
@mellogwayo
If Tuskys is going down , they should have a hotdog sale and give us their hotdog recipe
Retweet of status by @The_Njomo
21 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If Tuskys is going down , they should have a hotdog sale 😂and give us their hotdog recipe
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Django Mello✨
@mellogwayo
U got #Jaguar in rotation this beautiful Sunday?
Retweet of status by @VictoriaMonet
17 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote U got #Jaguar in rotation this beautiful Sunday? 🐆
Django Mello✨
@mellogwayo
T for Tuff for being an African hive right now
Retweet of status by @leleikipkoech
31 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote T for Tuff for being an African hive right now 😔
Django Mello✨
@mellogwayo
You are a new person everyday
29 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You are a new person everyday ❤️
Django Mello✨
@mellogwayo
23 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Can we all agree that Wanjiru and Ben. 😭
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊