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Sir Reginald Von Bartlesby
@melzerht
For being super fucking depressed, I'm a pretty positive little fuck
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Sir Reginald Von Bartlesby
@melzerht
When that hot spaghetti sauce splashes on your nips
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Sir Reginald Von Bartlesby
@melzerht
If youโve got sparealways choose the holiday! Possessions are fleeting, memories are forever!
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Sir Reginald Von Bartlesby
@melzerht
Help my Homie to 3k...Follow #GMFB Doe @GMFB_MZE #FireBallChallenge
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Sir Reginald Von Bartlesby
@melzerht
#TittyTuesday shout out to some of the best tits on Twitter
If I left you off... please send your submission toโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
If I left you off... please send your submission toโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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Sir Reginald Von Bartlesby
@melzerht
I don't follow people you suggest when the mofo only follows like one person back per 1000 followers
they shoulโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
they shoulโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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Sir Reginald Von Bartlesby
@melzerht
I see dead horny people
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Winston's Better Half
@melzerht
Shout out to all the ladies keeping it together even though you feel like you're falling apart.
I see you. And you my dear are beautiful
I see you. And you my dear are beautiful
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Sir Reginald Von Bartlesby
@melzerht
#WhyImSingle
Fuck you that's why
Fuck you that's why
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Sir Reginald Von Bartlesby
@melzerht
One clap for the newest member of the @ProFootballHOF! pic.twitter.com/z8Bc2x9KMT
Heath
@melzerht
I workout so I can enjoy my fair food! .
Whatโs your favorite thing to get at the fair!?
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Whatโs your favorite thing to get at the fair!?
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
