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Murt
@merri_mer
My son's Brenn, Chamby & Tass are now OFFICIALLY chartered financial analysts! pic.twitter.com/LfsU8K3t07
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Murt
@merri_mer
hey fit fam get into it and get you a girl who lifts twitter.com/merri_mer/statโฆ
Murt
@merri_mer
"I donโt think any of us should assume all womenโs goals are to have kids."
Preach, @chrissyteigen. โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/8โฆ
Preach, @chrissyteigen. โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/8โฆ
Murt
@merri_mer
It must be so exhausting to be such a piece of trash. I literally *underline and bold* wouldn't know
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Murt
@merri_mer
Bae: I think you have trouble communicating.
Me:
Bae: It's really negatively impacting our relationship.
Me:
Me:
Bae: It's really negatively impacting our relationship.
Me:
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Murt
@merri_mer
Dear @gmupolice, instead of standing outside of Ike's trying to catch drunk students how about u work on all those sexual assault cases...?
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Murt
@merri_mer
"What do we want?"
"Comprehensive training for cops on when/when not to shoot a civilian!"
"What are we getting?"
"Ice cream!!!"
"Comprehensive training for cops on when/when not to shoot a civilian!"
"What are we getting?"
"Ice cream!!!"
Murt
@merri_mer
so Ryan Lechte gets robbed at the Olympics & everyone talks about it, but when Gangnam Style got robbed at the Grammys y'all were silent?
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Murt
@merri_mer
Little town
It's a quiet village
Every day
Like the one before
Little town
Full of little people
Waking up to say
""
It's a quiet village
Every day
Like the one before
Little town
Full of little people
Waking up to say
""
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
