iEmoji Feeds @Matthew Metcalf (metcalfmatt)
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Matthew Metcalf
@metcalfmatt
@WoodburnOwen no one claims am the goat though
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Matthew Metcalf
@metcalfmatt
It's our pleasure to introduce our parody of the @jlandpartners ad with our Firedog Woodie
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Matthew Metcalf
@metcalfmatt
How did the new season of designated survivor go on Netflix under the radar
Matthew Metcalf
@metcalfmatt
@StateOfLinkedIn "My team were comfortable with me"
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"My team knew I was the office gimp so reguarly bullied me"
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"My team knew I was the office gimp so reguarly bullied me"
Matthew Metcalf
@metcalfmatt
Uni assignments man Iβm not built for this shit in the fucking slightest
Matthew Metcalf
@metcalfmatt
@liammutimer @joehunterrr @windscaleafc Haha you boys patters fuckin honking Liam mutimer is a turbononce
Matthew Metcalf
@metcalfmatt
Great 2-1 away win at Boldon with the bare 11, goals by M Sempill and L Jolly
Retweet of status by @windscaleafc
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Matthew Metcalf
@metcalfmatt
Canβt wait to be secretly disappointed all day that I didnβt get a dog for Christmas for the 22nd year running
Matthew Metcalf
@metcalfmatt
New York at Christmas pic.twitter.com/Pv3QaxOJtb
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Matthew Metcalf
@metcalfmatt
Human sausage dog foxys no longer ma nickname man pic.twitter.com/Kx0UuOPnLQ
Matthew Metcalf
@metcalfmatt
Guti had some heavenly assists pic.twitter.com/WuHqcEJVkH
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
