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Michael Benjamin
@mfbenji
Had a lovely evening and got photobombed by Jennifer Coolidge pic.twitter.com/IJpX4LIBdI
06 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Had a lovely evening and got photobombed by Jennifer Coolidge 🥰 https://t.co/IJpX4LIBdI
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Michael Benjamin
@mfbenji
It’s my mom’s 60th birthday and I love her so much and am so lucky to have her pic.twitter.com/G1c6fNZgsG
22 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It’s my mom’s 60th birthday and I love her so much and am so lucky to have her 🥰 https://t.co/G1c6fNZgsG
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Michael Benjamin
@mfbenji
Some of my best friends are flops and that’s ok
31 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Some of my best friends are flops and that’s ok ♥️
Michael Benjamin
@mfbenji
Celebs will post a “this year is the worst ” Instagram one day and a photo from a tropical island the next, like,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
12 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Celebs will post a “this year is the worst 😩🤪” Instagram one day and a photo from a tropical island the next, like,… https://t.co/k2wlUrqzgA
Michael Benjamin
@mfbenji
Rich people complaining “I paid MORE taxes than Trump!!” like babe you’re part of the problem. The call is coming from inside the house.
28 Sep 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Rich people complaining “I paid MORE taxes than Trump!!😤😤” like babe you’re part of the problem. The call is coming from inside the house.
Michael Benjamin
@mfbenji
I totally own this as a friend who bikes ... twitter.com/mfbenji/status… pic.twitter.com/MryNqZnzS8
Retweet of status by @simplygriff
15 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I totally own this as a friend who bikes ... 😂 https://t.co/7ptfsUoeiW https://t.co/MryNqZnzS8
Michael Benjamin
@mfbenji
a nice friday pic.twitter.com/1zNQ7VOaG3
Retweet of status by @cameronscheetz
11 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote a nice friday 😙 https://t.co/1zNQ7VOaG3
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Michael Benjamin
@mfbenji
brb writing a movie about following a pair of duplex neighbors who try to drive each other NUTS!
straight to at… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
straight to at… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @TheBookOfJobes
25 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote brb writing a movie about following a pair of duplex neighbors who try to drive each other NUTS! 🥴
straight to at… https://t.co/SYvfO3e1BT
Michael Benjamin
@mfbenji
Saturday morning with these goobers pic.twitter.com/Qnbtd7OASG
15 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Saturday morning with these goobers 🤪🤪 https://t.co/Qnbtd7OASG
Michael Benjamin
@mfbenji
Please Don’t Skip this sketch I grew pic.twitter.com/dNuTbbPdSg
Retweet of status by @BrendanScannell
13 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Please Don’t Skip this sketch I grew 🌺👵🏼🌸 https://t.co/dNuTbbPdSg
Michael Benjamin
@mfbenji
Me: There’s so much negativity in this world
*my hot gay neighbor who’s taller than me walks by*
Me: fuck you
*my hot gay neighbor who’s taller than me walks by*
Me: fuck you
02 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: There’s so much negativity in this world 😞
*my hot gay neighbor who’s taller than me walks by*
Me: fuck you
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊