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Silver Facts
@mhazaaaaaa
That fraction of a fraction of a second when your electric toothbrush stops working - and you don’t know what to do!
Retweet of status by @mhazaaaaaa
12 Mar 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote That fraction of a fraction of a second when your electric toothbrush stops working - and you don’t know what to do!
😆😆😆
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Silver Facts
@mhazaaaaaa
Teacher in the hallway: “Do you smell burning”
Me:… “One of the kids must’ve tried thinking again”
(Lol! And we laughed!…
Sigh…)
Me:… “One of the kids must’ve tried thinking again”
(Lol! And we laughed!…
Sigh…)
Retweet of status by @mhazaaaaaa
09 Feb 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Teacher in the hallway: “Do you smell burning”
Me:… “One of the kids must’ve tried thinking again”
(🤣Lol! And we laughed!…
Sigh…)
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And here I am - like a schmuck - trying to come up with witty, insightful tweets… pic.twitter.com/bxlSxMhy15
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@mhazaaaaaa
So comforting to know then men are in charge of the world. twitter.com/gnuman1979/sta…
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06 Feb 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So comforting to know then men are in charge of the world. 🙄 https://t.co/s1CgcU3Sll
Bern After Reading 🪑
@mhazaaaaaa
No? Just me? pic.twitter.com/oW01tUmFkQ
14 Jan 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote No? Just me? 😆 https://t.co/oW01tUmFkQ
Bern After Reading 🪑
@mhazaaaaaa
And here I am - like a schmuck - trying to come up with witty, insightful tweets… pic.twitter.com/bxlSxMhy15
28 Dec 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🙄
And here I am - like a schmuck - trying to come up with witty, insightful tweets… https://t.co/bxlSxMhy15
Bern After Reading 🪑
@mhazaaaaaa
When I’m tempted to be flattered by students thinking I’m 38 or 40… I just remember that, to them, it just all means “old”!
15 Nov 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When I’m tempted to be flattered by students thinking I’m 38 or 40… I just remember that, to them, it just all means “old”! 😆
Bern After Reading 🪑
@mhazaaaaaa
Please suggest one person that I should be following. Someone who’s funny, witty and kind. If I’m not already following then I will!
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15 Oct 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Please suggest one person that I should be following. Someone who’s funny, witty and kind. If I’m not already following then I will! 😊
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Bern After Reading 🪑
@mhazaaaaaa
“You’re the only teacher I don’t talk sh*t about”
(Not exactly the theme song from To Sir With Love, but hey, I’ll take it!)
(Not exactly the theme song from To Sir With Love, but hey, I’ll take it!)
Retweet of status by @mhazaaaaaa
27 Sep 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote “You’re the only teacher I don’t talk sh*t about”
(Not exactly the theme song from To Sir With Love, but hey, I’ll take it!) 😆
Bern After Reading 🪑
@mhazaaaaaa
Back up in my classroom pic.twitter.com/t2WUjHgHkH
Retweet of status by @mhazaaaaaa
30 Aug 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Back up in my classroom 🙂 https://t.co/t2WUjHgHkH
Bern After Reading 🪑
@mhazaaaaaa
Summertime pic.twitter.com/NSwomET9G2
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17 Jul 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Summertime 😊😊 https://t.co/NSwomET9G2
Bern After Reading 🪑
@mhazaaaaaa
(At Costco)
“Hey, maybe I should get a machine to count my money...”
BAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!!!
pic.twitter.com/XNwQ7wvXzt
“Hey, maybe I should get a machine to count my money...”
BAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!!!
pic.twitter.com/XNwQ7wvXzt
14 Jun 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote (At Costco)
“Hey, maybe I should get a machine to count my money...”
BAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!!!
🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/XNwQ7wvXzt
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊