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mike
@mike_el_boss
Yo idc but you better send me goodnight and goodmorning texts if we're dating like that's your fucking ritual
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mike
@mike_el_boss
I love being Cuban b we cool af
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Mike
@mike_el_boss
Saving money easy af when you single
Mike
@mike_el_boss
I'm sarcastic as fuck bruh and a lot of people don't seem to get that
Mike
@mike_el_boss
Accurate .. Lol I'm jk twitter.com/mike_el_boss/sโฆ
Retweet of status by @Roses4rosa
Mike
@mike_el_boss
I asked my dyke friend if I looked good in a selfie and bitch said "nigga you gay"
Mike
@mike_el_boss
I miss yo ass but ain't texting first after you left me on read
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Mike
@mike_el_boss
Speaker Knockerz was lowkey good af R.I.P homie
Mike
@mike_el_boss
Finna go turn up wit my woes pic.twitter.com/AJ4Mz2XI0r
Mike
@mike_el_boss
When you wake up from a nap and you don't know if it's been a few hours or if it's tomorrow
Mike
@mike_el_boss
#ProsOfDatingMe I work so much I won't have time to even think of cheating on you
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
