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Drops Mike ๐ค
@mikewachira
hits blunt - If you think about it , no sky diver has ever complained about parachute not opening
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Drops Mike ๐ค
@mikewachira
How come witchdoctors can make everyone except themselves rich ?
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Drops Mike ๐ค
@mikewachira
If Jesus came back last night where would he have found you at ? mi nilikua kwa keja
Drops Mike ๐ค
@mikewachira
Remember when saturday mornings used to be for cartoons ? nowadays its for hangovers na mama wa kufua nguo .Adulting is a scam
Drops Mike ๐ค
@mikewachira
We are slowly loosing our culture. Nimeona mtu amekula queen cake na akatupa karatasi. what is this world coming to
Fomo-sapien
@mikewachira
@Anngiemwangi @MrKerryMartin it must be a mess kabisa ! #ignitionboyzclub
Fomo-sapien
@mikewachira
You face a 100,000 kshs fine if you give false information during census. Sasa the way women lie about their ages mtaambia nini watu ?
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Fomo-sapien
@mikewachira
Being an adult is such a scam . Remember when you couldn't wait to grow up and leave home ? how is that working out for you
Fomo-sapien
@mikewachira
Send your ex 10k and then quickly reverse it so she sees you still have money.
Fomo-sapien
@mikewachira
Men who keep long nails , kwanza the one on the little finger what are they for
Fomo-sapien
@mikewachira
Remember when you thought you would go to study in America after form 4 ? how did that work out for you ?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
