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✨ Mikey ✨
@mikey_almeida
i love when it’s election day because you see tweets like “inaction is the death of democracy ” from dudes who nor… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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✨ Mikey ✨
@mikey_almeida
every viral selfie right now is like “cardio gym at my anime then the real sweating anime video games at my home after? haha ”
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✨ Mikey ✨
@mikey_almeida
at the gym working out the body’s most important muscle.. the mind
✨ Mikey ✨
@mikey_almeida
“don ye now our gay apparel” u mean queerbaiting
✨ Mikey ✨
@mikey_almeida
gays will be like “i’m so hungry, the only thing i ate today was this look ” and it’s an outfit from zara
✨ Mikey Almeida ✨
@mikey_almeida
it’s another day in the werkroom
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✨ Mikey Almeida ✨
@mikey_almeida
@trimspa_daddy not this critically acclaimed ransom plotline
✨ Mikey Almeida ✨
@mikey_almeida
@animetwunk dont be, you’ll be in my seat very soon
✨ Mikey Almeida ✨
@mikey_almeida
miss me with that baby talk in bed, or i’ll do it right back. if you hit me with some “use me daddy” i’ll be like “no pwease i’m scared ”
✨ Mikey Almeida ✨
@mikey_almeida
@emomusicscholar walter
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
