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โ Lakshmi โ
@milaksh18
So, I called my boyf, "bodoh" thinking he doesn't understand or speak Malay and he replies with, "You're BODOH and GATAL".
Wait what?
Wait what?
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โ Lakshmi โ
@milaksh18
Today is my domestic helper, Aunty Yati's bday.
Me: Did dad get you a cake?
She: No, I just wanted KFC.
Woman after my own heart
Me: Did dad get you a cake?
She: No, I just wanted KFC.
Woman after my own heart
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โ Lakshmi โ
@milaksh18
@BeingSalmanKhan Sallu, in your "hate" I feel only love. "I love you like I hate you"
Retweet of status by @aamir_khan
โ Lakshmi โ
@milaksh18
I'm at the age where my friends are buying houses and I'm still unemployed
โ Lakshmi โ
@milaksh18
I can never say no to rice and curry
โ Lakshmi โ
@milaksh18
she put together all times her mom yelled "Bellaaaaaaa" at her pic.twitter.com/wSGelX9dNt
Retweet of status by @meanpIastic
โ Lakshmi โ
@milaksh18
actors reading the lyrics to 'one dance' by Drake. IM. DEAD pic.twitter.com/hNtIdHWIkk
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โ Lakshmi โ
@milaksh18
Before election season:
"America is a beautiful nation."
Today:
"TRUMP leading in polls"
pic.twitter.com/AtAvFM3FLW
"America is a beautiful nation."
Today:
"TRUMP leading in polls"
pic.twitter.com/AtAvFM3FLW
โ Lakshmi โ
@milaksh18
Life doesn't have to be perfect to be wonderful... All that really matters is family & health
Retweet of status by @zarbeauty
โ Lakshmi โ
@milaksh18
I'm going to be a bridesmaid next year. Fuck I need to lose weight before that so I look good in the wedding pictures
โ Lakshmi โ
@milaksh18
Me: I'm cold.
Boyfriend: *buys a heater for me*
Me: I'm sick.
Boyfriend: *buys multiple medicines for me*
This boy is so damn sweet
Boyfriend: *buys a heater for me*
Me: I'm sick.
Boyfriend: *buys multiple medicines for me*
This boy is so damn sweet
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
