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miranda
@mirandashorter
I would slap someone's grandma for a taco rn twitter.com/mirandashorterβ¦
Retweet of status by @noah_rueda
01 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I would slap someone's grandma for a taco rn π https://t.co/Z8xd0jvDSP
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21 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I need a calm friend.. That'll just come chill & gossip w me & go to the gym & that's not wanting to party/go out or always spend money π
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miranda
@mirandashorter
Liz just told me I went from looking like Lord Farquaad to Lucius Malfoy
04 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Liz just told me I went from looking like Lord Farquaad to Lucius Malfoyππππ
miranda
@mirandashorter
Put ur Instagram on public. Do it for the fans. Your mans ex, your ex, your ex's ex, your ex's new girl. Let the fans creep
Retweet of status by @_adriiiixoxo
28 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Put ur Instagram on public. Do it for the fans. Your mans ex, your ex, your ex's ex, your ex's new girl. Let the fans creep π€
miranda
@mirandashorter
R.I.P Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds
My thoughts are with their family pic.twitter.com/WB4KIZMg1g
My thoughts are with their family pic.twitter.com/WB4KIZMg1g
Retweet of status by @reIatabIe
28 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote R.I.P Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds π’β€οΈ
My thoughts are with their family https://t.co/WB4KIZMg1g
miranda
@mirandashorter
@LizzabethJaneYo A GLASS BLANKET.
Retweet of status by @LizzabethJaneYo
24 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @LizzabethJaneYo A GLASS BLANKET. π
miranda
@mirandashorter
Miranda's always asleep when I get off work
Retweet of status by @kingcazey
22 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Miranda's always asleep when I get off work π
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@mirandashorter
i'm probably the only person that has to sit at home almost every night of christmas break...
21 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote i'm probably the only person that has to sit at home almost every night of christmas break...π
miranda
@mirandashorter
I just want to wake up 30lbs smaller and a few shades darker
Retweet of status by @MoriahKaylynn12
25 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I just want to wake up 30lbs smaller and a few shades darker π
miranda
@mirandashorter
all the time pic.twitter.com/R7IlMwGLpH
30 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote all the timeπ https://t.co/R7IlMwGLpH
miranda
@mirandashorter
Randa- how do I not be a bitch
Me- don't be yourself
Me- don't be yourself
Retweet of status by @BalieLaurennn
24 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Randa- how do I not be a bitch
Me- don't be yourself ππ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ