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found out today that my "birth certificate" dad is dating someone my age
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Just sat in a puddle of water & now it looks like I peed my pants
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@missamberb
This is too real pic.twitter.com/1NxIclcQJB
Retweet of status by @RlDICULOUSNESS
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@missamberb
Cleaned my car & I think I can afford to go get food now
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@missamberb
Turkeys tired of my crap pic.twitter.com/D6aQR9iCJc
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@missamberb
Please please please don't come into a store 5 minutes before they close. We want to go home to our families tonight
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@missamberb
Saw my dad this morning & the first thing he said to me was "what'd you do to your hair?"
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I love it when people drive slow in the fast lane. #SaidNoOneEver
Retweet of status by @KannonDry
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Being nice is so hard when people are so stupid
Retweet of status by @RelatableSmiIey
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The people who come in right before we close & leave a huge mess are the reason I love my job
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
