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@ burrito on cohost π―
@mmmtorbs
She is on top of the back of my chair... pic.twitter.com/s6H825DeNR
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mmm(mummy sound)torbs
@mmmtorbs
Getting pretty psyched/pumped/stoked/etc. to eat a burrito at lunch
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boring matthew (pizza baking arc)
@mmmtorbs
country music is my fav sport
yβall ready for 90βs Country Madness 22? pic.twitter.com/NLVToeP2V6
yβall ready for 90βs Country Madness 22? pic.twitter.com/NLVToeP2V6
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o little town of matthlehew
@mmmtorbs
I thought bro was playing on a microwave twitter.com/mmmtorbs/statuβ¦
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eat sleep skate repeat
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GαΌOααͺα΄α·α©αͺαͺ
@mmmtorbs
Today is this beautiful dog-rescuerβs birthday! pic.twitter.com/jotC65AQvs
Matthew the mustached moron
@MmmTorbs
@behindyourback I have a noise album out on cassette if anyone is into weird esoteric synth sounds β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Matthew, a bona fide imbecile
@MmmTorbs
@ItsDings Disneyβs Dings wants me to cum with him
Mattholomew
@MmmTorbs
@JeffreyRyan gunk* not hunk
Mattholomew
@MmmTorbs
Just heard βfuckβ on NPR
Mattholomew
@MmmTorbs
replace the NFL with a stadium-sized mecha version of Hungry Hungry Hippos
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
