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Sly Ramsey
@mobileshrine
Nengi...yes ozo...I will and I love you soo much ozo
My people they were about kissing na so I take wake up fβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
My people they were about kissing na so I take wake up fβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Sly Ramsey
@mobileshrine
Witchcraft is when your girlfriend starts unnecessary argument with a bouncer at a club, saying"my boyfriend is not afraid of youβ
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Sly Ramsey
@mobileshrine
Relationship wey person dey build since 2017, another person Don go roof am..
Sly Ramsey
@mobileshrine
Apart from Airtime, Sharwama, Pizza, Ice cream, Suya, which other female malaria drugs do you know?
Sly Ramsey
@mobileshrine
If ur dad/mum has ever sent you to buy fuel/ kerosene 1k and u bought 800 or 900 fuel, pls gather here lets av a meeting.
#NairaMarley
#NairaMarley
Sly Ramsey
@mobileshrine
Calling him bro when you know he's in love with you is a different kind of wickedness.
Sly Ramsey
@mobileshrine
The only Man that enjoyed marriage is ADAM, that man doesn't have Mother in law, not even bride price.
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Sly Ramsey
@mobileshrine
Bae: Boo I'm coming over
Me: Can't wait baby
Bae: with my friends ooo
Me: I said I can't wait 4 you, I'm going somewhere
Me: Can't wait baby
Bae: with my friends ooo
Me: I said I can't wait 4 you, I'm going somewhere
Sly Ramsey
@mobileshrine
Someone who sang... " chop my money" in 2012 is now singing... " Reason with me " in 2019... Is God not wonderful...
Sly Ramsey
@mobileshrine
When somebody gives you a lift in their car don't be greeting people through the window
That behaviour consumes fuel a lot.
That behaviour consumes fuel a lot.
Sly Ramsey
@mobileshrine
When you're trying to pull out and she keeps holding u back in just whisper in her ears "u will train d child alone ooo"
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
