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Your Mom
@modernmomese
Love a black man today,
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Your Mom
@modernmomese
DUDE. Carter’s sales. “Buy one get one free on shoes”
The one pair of shoes: $40
Meaning each pair is $20.
THIS IS NOT A SALE.
The one pair of shoes: $40
Meaning each pair is $20.
THIS IS NOT A SALE.
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Your Mom
@modernmomese
Girls won’t date a guy who lives with his mom but will date one who lives with his wife
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Your Mom
@modernmomese
Being highly invested in celebrity relationships is a bit odd to me
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Your Mom
@modernmomese
I love when small babies are extra happy and do the pterodactyl noises
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Your Mom
@modernmomese
I know I need my sleep but I really want to just stay up
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Your Mom
@modernmomese
This had me dying pic.twitter.com/7dS1sPjl50
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Your Mom
@modernmomese
4 watched peppa pig and now she’s British.
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Your Mom
@modernmomese
I have a new coping mechanism. It's called: Just don't think about it.
It's more effective than I'd have expected.
It's more effective than I'd have expected.
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Your Mom
@modernmomese
3: I want broccoli!!!
Me: we have broccoli at home
3: *licks broccoli*
Other customers:
Me:
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Me: we have broccoli at home
3: *licks broccoli*
Other customers:
Me:
Me: guess we'r… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Your Mom
@modernmomese
Completing our family with another little lady October 2021 pic.twitter.com/C3jmcQPPjS
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
