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Michael Kenyon, the Illinois Enema Bandit
@moldyoldfart
@moldyoldfart @WarnerSmithIII My son would be happiest if he could stay inside in front of a screen not socializing
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Michael Kenyon, the Illinois Enema Bandit
@moldyoldfart
iโve been extra sad lately but my ass has also been looking extra juicy lately...u canโt have ur cake and eat it too
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Michael Kenyon, the Illinois Enema Bandit
@moldyoldfart
I once put on The Beatles White Album during sex and had to shut it off halfway through because โBungalo Billโ really ruined the mood
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Michael Kenyon, the Illinois Enema Bandit
@moldyoldfart
I wasted my 20s becoming rich, successful, and fulfilled by my career
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Michael Kenyon, the Illinois Enema Bandit
@moldyoldfart
@CarieKaravas1 Absolutely! Like I told the Landmark folks it was impossible to edit the Crackle special without laughing
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Michael Kenyon, the Illinois Enema Bandit
@moldyoldfart
My name twin @thisisdanbell rtโd me and I suddenly have an little influx of followers/likes?? Is this what the kids call clout?
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Michael Kenyon, the Illinois Enema Bandit
@moldyoldfart
When the AM team takes on the afternoon
@CBS12 #MerryChristmas pic.twitter.com/Bnf4Gr4rBW
@CBS12 #MerryChristmas pic.twitter.com/Bnf4Gr4rBW
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Michael Kenyon, the Illinois Enema Bandit
@moldyoldfart
I never miss an opportunity to dress up
(but I don't currently have an ironing board so please forgive the stateโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
(but I don't currently have an ironing board so please forgive the stateโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Michael Kenyon, the Illinois Enema Bandit
@moldyoldfart
@Littleelvis40 I might use another word then Amuses but I know what you mean Patrick!
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Michael Kenyon, the Illinois Enema Bandit
@moldyoldfart
@JCrongeyer @BrianEntin @shaunking Never discount the fact that both partyโs are doing horrible things.
Michael Kenyon, the Illinois Enema Bandit
@moldyoldfart
Marriage is using your spouseโs toothbrush and not giving a shit. I love u @tomsegura
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
