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Jessie
@mommajessiec
Fb reminded me of something funny my kid said 9 years ago so I showed her. Baby-book .
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Jessie
@mommajessiec
@JHiker711 Iβm watching out for those paint cans.
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Jessie
@mommajessiec
@Profess48893722 It had a typo. Thanks though. I had to redo it because it would have bothered me.
Jessie
@mommajessiec
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to see it ..?
.. believe me, there's a Chihuahua 700 kilometers away will bark at it.
.. believe me, there's a Chihuahua 700 kilometers away will bark at it.
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Jessie
@mommajessiec
terabyte cargo
shorts
plenty
of storage
shorts
plenty
of storage
Jessie
@mommajessiec
me: hey
dad: [typing for 5 minutes]
dad: [typing for 5 minutes]
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Jessie
@mommajessiec
While in a crowded store, my daughter just yelled, βmom, stop calling me the C word!β
Cute. She wanted me to stop calling her cute.
Cute. She wanted me to stop calling her cute.
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Jessie
@mommajessiec
@skedaddle74 The torture
Jessie
@mommajessiec
craps tables: Vegas Baby!
craps diapers: Vegas baby.
craps diapers: Vegas baby.
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Jessie
@mommajessiec
I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends. Care for a stick o' Fruit Stripe, fella?
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Jessie
@mommajessiec
@kawaiisays rent
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
