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@morgancortesss
10/10 would recommend sponsoring a child
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@morgancortesss
I don't even know how to begin to fix my phone right now ... my tweezers aren't strong enough to pull this thing out
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@morgancortesss
*online boutqiues* : "we're loving this awesome deal!!! || belt $95, shoes $130, jeans $300 || call to order "
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@morgancortesss
Guys call girls dramatic but are the ones saying "game over" after one good play or before the 2nd half
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@morgancortesss
Mood: little spoon
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@morgancortesss
It's only Tuesday
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OH MY GOD pic.twitter.com/J4hUCGqSax
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When Zoey thinks her bowl is a toy and dumps water all over the floor
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@morgancortesss
@ my upstairs neighbor : tonight is NOT the night for your crazy shenanigans
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
