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morgan wohltman
@morgannpaiige
I am the most awkward person alive, I am sure of it
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morgan wohltman
@morgannpaiige
When I watch Planet Earth:
Narrator: "Here is this newborn baby with its mother."
Me:
Him: "But they are not alonβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Narrator: "Here is this newborn baby with its mother."
Me:
Him: "But they are not alonβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
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morgan wohltman
@morgannpaiige
It's 1:30 and I am already drinking wine at work
Happiest of St. Patrick's day
Happiest of St. Patrick's day
morgan wohltman
@morgannpaiige
My child just said "she keeps the uzi"
Talking about her grandmother, my mother, who has guns. (Not an uzi)
jeeeesus.
#fuckyoumigos
Talking about her grandmother, my mother, who has guns. (Not an uzi)
jeeeesus.
#fuckyoumigos
morgan wohltman
@morgannpaiige
Got friends buying houses, getting married and having kids. I just want some new shoes and a trip overseas somewhere
Retweet of status by @rickaintslick
morgan wohltman
@morgannpaiige
My child and snapchat, everyone. pic.twitter.com/CPyDrQQgat
morgan wohltman
@morgannpaiige
Gone camping οΈ
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Morgan Wohltman
@morgannpaiige
momo
@morgannpaiige
Cool mom status twitter.com/morgannpaiige/β¦
Retweet of status by @thewizard_kelly
momo
@morgannpaiige
#MorganIsAngry, yes she is.
Retweet of status by @morgan_adame
morgan wohltman
@morgannpaiige
HOW TO: Maximize Your Leg Workout; listen to BeyoncΓ©
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
