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mosspiglet β³
@moss__piglet
coworker: *talking unsolicited at rando at bar* yea ive been vegetarian my whole life
me: *has flashback to her eating clams 1 month ago*
me: *has flashback to her eating clams 1 month ago*
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mosspiglet β³
@moss__piglet
I have to survive work and then I get to see tui thanks to my bro michael pic.twitter.com/q0uWJ3aDKP
Retweet of status by @pumpkinxpatch
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mosspiglet β³
@moss__piglet
I'm taking myself to the fall festival, oh how I do love a good fair pic.twitter.com/HsyLwAJAXV
Retweet of status by @therealcbrad
mosspiglet β³
@moss__piglet
armpit update: it feels like it's got sun poisoning AND it looks like it too
p sure it's just a rash from accidentally lotioning it tho
p sure it's just a rash from accidentally lotioning it tho
mosspiglet β³
@moss__piglet
Nothing gets me more heated than reading FB comments where people say they don't have to tip and servers should get a "real job"
Retweet of status by @whitneyrainey
mosspiglet β³
@moss__piglet
my birthday always gives me a creeping sense of existential dread, which was staved off by my friends this year
mosspiglet β³
@moss__piglet
I'm convinced the New Black Power Puff girl was made for me , it's lit pic.twitter.com/KgAVHwfQJZ
Retweet of status by @OfficialMacDoll
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mosspiglet βοΈβοΈβοΈ β³
@moss__piglet
WELCOME 2 VIRGO SEASON BINCHES
mosspiglet β³
@moss__piglet
when I get married we're honeymooning in oovoo javer
Retweet of status by @uncivilxhands
mosspiglet β³
@moss__piglet
ladies to the front creeps to the back
Retweet of status by @crumbtheband
mosspiglet β³
@moss__piglet
wow i am truly and fleeked today pic.twitter.com/GQW3arZ3ss
Retweet of status by @COOL_GHOUL_
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
