iEmoji Feeds @Patches (mostly_cheese)
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Patches
@mostly_cheese
time for a holiday edition of the contest that no one knew they entered. its...
THE BEST TWEET FROM THISβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @HepatitisAtoZ
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Patches
@mostly_cheese
[convenient hand signals to use with your friends at a loud club]
= two more vomit bags
π€ = pinch my left mooβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
= two more vomit bags
π€ = pinch my left mooβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @ShortSleeveSuit
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Patches
@mostly_cheese
Told my wife I thought I only wanted two kids and she got all mad bc we βalready have threeβ
Patches
@mostly_cheese
My son saved a beetle while at work today, took it home and made it a little habitat. πͺ² pic.twitter.com/EHB703381z
Retweet of status by @justspacetomato
Patches
@mostly_cheese
Hang your stockings and [eyes turn black]
ΦΗΚ ΚΦ ΚΚ ΦΚΗΚΙΚΦ
[eyes clear]`cause Santa Claus comes tonight
ΦΗΚ ΚΦ ΚΚ ΦΚΗΚΙΚΦ
[eyes clear]`cause Santa Claus comes tonight
Patches
@mostly_cheese
WARNING
If you fill your pockets with stickers, the cold wet spaghetti will make them too damp to stick.
If you fill your pockets with stickers, the cold wet spaghetti will make them too damp to stick.
Retweet of status by @JeffisTallguy
Patches
@mostly_cheese
[fleet instructions]
find someone elseβs joke
take a screenshot
crop out the author/source
caption thβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
find someone elseβs joke
take a screenshot
crop out the author/source
caption thβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @ShortSleeveSuit
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@mostly_cheese
Finally got more followers than my nemesis who doesn't know she's my nemesis
Pumpkin Patches
@Mostly_Cheese
Patches
@Mostly_Cheese
If you wanna find out who you really are turn your keyboard over and give it a good shake.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
