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Mpilo
@MpiloKhumalo_
My card declined in therapy today and my therapist started calling me worthless
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Mpilo
@MpiloKhumalo_
Mass cleansings
Live prayers at specific times
Mass prayers that require specific candle combos
Don'tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Live prayers at specific times
Mass prayers that require specific candle combos
Don'tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @TsepZ_Chizzled
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Mpilo
@MpiloKhumalo_
One slot is available for a consultation today, and one slot is available for tomorrow.
Lesedi πͺοΈ
Lesedi πͺοΈ
Retweet of status by @_Mukololo_28
Mpilo
@MpiloKhumalo_
UberEats and Mr D not delivering in my area is the BIGGEST INCONVENIENCE in my life
Mpilo
@MpiloKhumalo_
@MPHOWABADIMO22 's knowledge π€π€π€π€ #AncestorsDay #WabadimoFM
Mpilo Wabadimo
@MpiloKhumalo_
Me as a defense attorney:
"Your Honour, the Prosecutor must stfu cuz they weren't even there "
"Your Honour, the Prosecutor must stfu cuz they weren't even there "
Mphowabadimo's Doek
@MpiloKhumalo_
It's giving "makoti niy fakile i-make up?" twitter.com/MusaKhawula/stβ¦
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Mphowabadimo's Doek
@MpiloKhumalo_
Mpho is PISSED TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF PISTIVITY that Libo took her lion. My sis is NOT impressed #BBMzansi
Mphowabadimo's Doek
@MpiloKhumalo_
Mpho said "i need to scream" then scrome. My sis is STRESSED #BBMzansi
Mpilo
@MpiloKhumalo_
The way i scroll so fast when I see a picture of Ricky or an account with his face as a DP just so i avoid being triggered
Mpilo
@MpiloKhumalo_
And I will be the friend and lawyer to a world renowned filmmaker twitter.com/MpiloKhumalo_/β¦
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
