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alistair green
@mralistairgreen
Look at me pretending Iβm like you and not about to be cast in a massive Hollywood film (the Meg 2)
01 Jun 21
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alistair green
@mralistairgreen
Buckells? Fuckells more like cheers everyone see you tomorrow
02 May 21
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alistair green
@mralistairgreen
Evidence that covid can be transmitted from human to cat? Evidence that covid is flippin annoying more like cheeβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
23 Apr 21
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alistair green
@mralistairgreen
@mralistairgreen Enjoy it @mralistairgreen. That's what it's there for. It's there to be enjoyed. You deserve it
29 Mar 21
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alistair green
@mralistairgreen
I hope they split up pic.twitter.com/0kbFyb61Z3
19 Feb 21
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alistair green
@mralistairgreen
Sympathies with people staring down the barrel of their second birthday in lockdown
05 Feb 21
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alistair green
@mralistairgreen
@sarahgailbrand Nothing to do with me Im afraid
22 Jan 21
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alistair green
@mralistairgreen
Little comedy tip from yesterdayβs Instagram live, hope it helps #followyourdreams pic.twitter.com/9VIgnXSL5i
29 Dec 20
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alistair green
@mralistairgreen
Gentleman in the tweets. Freak in the fleets.
23 Nov 20
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alistair green
@mralistairgreen
Buzzing for the press conference pic.twitter.com/cwWzliTDC7
22 Sep 20
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alistair green
@mralistairgreen
I only ever do one take when Iβm asked to do self tapes. Do I ever hear back? Not the point, the point is I nailed it in one
18 Aug 20
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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