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it's me, hi, i'm me it's me
@mrgracemugabe
when everything's made to be broken , i just want you to know who i am π«Ά
- matt
- matt
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it has been authenticated that i'm me
@mrgracemugabe
@randyshart @luxlazuli hello!
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it has been authenticated that i'm me
@mrgracemugabe
mfw when i buy a box of "facial tissues" knowing those mfers aren't going anywhere near my face pic.twitter.com/Cqet82jOqK
the banks are out of money
@mrgracemugabe
might have to change my display name soon - word on the street is the banks are getting a new shipment of money tomorrow
the banks are out of money
@mrgracemugabe
@MattsBestTweets yeah⦠you
the banks are out of money
@mrgracemugabe
another exhausting but satisfying day of reading and fiddling with pocs packages left at their door
the banks are out of money
@mrgracemugabe
iβm going to start making dinner at 5 pm because;
iβm old
itβs cold and dinner is hot
daddyβs hungee
iβm old
itβs cold and dinner is hot
daddyβs hungee
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the banks are out of money
@mrgracemugabe
going toilet mode
the banks are out of money
@mrgracemugabe
if i saw julie delpy on a train iβd keep walking i got a plane to catch lady! i need my sleep
the banks are out of money
@mrgracemugabe
guess iβve gotta go have my labour extracted from me again
the banks are out of money
@mrgracemugabe
i have discovered the cure for covid. itβs LOVE!!!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
