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Mike π§Έ
@mrice97
Seeing past situationships interact with a baby is sooooo β
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Mike π§Έ
@mrice97
@freshgaycorpse @ytudaddytambien Sampling every type of grape at the grocery store but then not buying any
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ββ youβre 28 and your stove has a gas leak
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Mike
@mrice97
So Iβm really gonna have to pay off these student loans huh
Mike
@mrice97
youβre in his DMs, Iβm tied up in his trunk
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Mike
@mrice97
βHey fat assβ
Oh, my little rump? MY Georgia peach?
Oh, my little rump? MY Georgia peach?
Mike
@mrice97
Happy pride pic.twitter.com/nrJi27Cj50
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Mike
@mrice97
physician: ok what is ur insurance
me: ...
my βhealth insuranceβ card: Empire (aka π©π³πΌπ¬ πͺπΉπΆπΊπΊ π©π³πΌπ¬ πΊπ―π°π¬π³π«)...πΆβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
me: ...
my βhealth insuranceβ card: Empire (aka π©π³πΌπ¬ πͺπΉπΆπΊπΊ π©π³πΌπ¬ πΊπ―π°π¬π³π«)...πΆβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Mike
@mrice97
what am I doing tonight? mama weβre pandemic, the only place Iβm going tonight is to the intersection of art and technology
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
