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michael
@mrobi333
Iβm making a pound of shrimp and a pound and a half of wings for dinner Iβm disgusted
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michael
@mrobi333
Me and tori lose so many friends every time we leave the house
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michael
@mrobi333
My barber moved shops and I had a panic attack. Itβs literally down the street
michael
@mrobi333
The cutest trust fall pic.twitter.com/THEAs2S3oW
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michael
@mrobi333
Canβt wait to lose all my friends so I never have to leave the house again
seasonly depressed
@mrobi333
I lowkey watch Scandal just so I can drink with @kerrywashington
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michael
@mrobi333
Happy 4th of July! pic.twitter.com/TcTyacoZuH
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michael
@mrobi333
@happyyflowerrr Good answer
michael
@mrobi333
I called my bank and slurred all but two words
michael
@mrobi333
When you try to sneak back in at 5:30 and your dog judges you and wakes everyone up
michael
@mrobi333
The most lit version of the ABCβs EVAAAA pic.twitter.com/iMZTkDyvHW
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
