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Sam
@mrskopitar
All these graduation posts and I'm over here feeling like I'm not doing anything with my life
09 Jun 17
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Sam
@mrskopitar
Sometimes an under my breath "fuck you" isn't enough.
Retweet of status by @ladybea1979
06 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sometimes an under my breath "fuck you" isn't enough. π«π
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Sam
@mrskopitar
Soccer players are s
03 Jun 17
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Sam
@mrskopitar
Of course today is dragging ass. Of course this short work week is going to feel like it's taking forever
Retweet of status by @DamnitDaniellee
30 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Of course today is dragging ass. Of course this short work week is going to feel like it's taking forever π«
Sam
@mrskopitar
Busy, Beautiful, Badass pic.twitter.com/rkOgDyPnRB
Retweet of status by @MasterofNone
31 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote β€οΈ π Busy, Beautiful, Badass π β€οΈ https://t.co/rkOgDyPnRB
Sam
@mrskopitar
Wife: Why are you buying condoms for Jr he's little.
Me:Is Jr like 10?
Husband:He's 16...
Me:
#RyanRosesβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Me:Is Jr like 10?
Husband:He's 16...
Me:
#RyanRosesβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
25 May 17
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Me:Is Jr like 10?
Husband:He's 16...
Me: π
ππ #RyanRosesβ¦ https://t.co/AofEWyVPXJ
Sam
@mrskopitar
Buy tickets to @baywatchmovie and get a chance to win a trip to Miami Beach! οΈ fandango.com/baywatch_19078β¦ pic.twitter.com/YHHRn4luwV
23 May 17
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Sam
@mrskopitar
I just tried to tweet something three times with a spelling or grammar error in it each time. Really wish we could edit tweets.
Retweet of status by @CarrlynBathe
23 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I just tried to tweet something three times with a spelling or grammar error in it each time. Really wish we could edit tweets. π°π€·ββοΈ
Sam
@mrskopitar
I love Arnold from @MasterofNone
17 May 17
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Sam
@mrskopitar
how do people even notice these things pic.twitter.com/NxopyNY0iA
Retweet of status by @ReactionBeyonce
17 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote how do people even notice these things π³ https://t.co/NxopyNY0iA
Sam
@mrskopitar
This guy is me pic.twitter.com/ivpKp60QQC
Retweet of status by @FemaleStruggIes
13 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This guy is me π https://t.co/ivpKp60QQC
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ