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big momma
@msandysands
@valdiviazoe Do it
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big momma
@msandysands
shoutout to seasonal depression, we outchea cryin
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big momma
@msandysands
I think hiking is gonna be my new fav thing
big momma
@msandysands
single is boring. Relationships stressful. Talking to people annoying
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Myranda Sandoval
@msandysands
An 86 year old lady looked at my fake lashes and fake nails then asked if at least my tits were real
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Myranda Sandoval
@msandysands
i wanna get my girlfriend pregnant so bad .. BUT MY DICK MADE IN CHINA twitter.com/captionation1/β¦
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Myranda Sandoval
@msandysands
When the right person says βcome give me a hugβ
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Myranda Sandoval
@msandysands
Mornings are my favorite
Itβs when Iβm my skinniest
Itβs when Iβm my skinniest
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Myranda Sandoval
@msandysands
Lemme upgrade ya. Had to hook up my baby. Lil early for our anniversary present. @sandrabeautyxo pic.twitter.com/SXkTOvQycM
Myranda Sandoval
@msandysands
I can die happy finally saw @iamcardib last night pic.twitter.com/kWh6hh1Ioh
Myranda Sandoval
@msandysands
@sandrabeautyxo Oh they lit lit
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
